Now, I do not claim to be an expert and I know that I might have left some of your favorite spots off the list so please don't shoot the messenger! This list is compiled from some of our own awesome personal experiences and the nominees are...( drum roll please...)

1. Magic City - Do we really need to explain why this strippin mecca is number 1....???

2. Harlem Knights - Good ol Harlem Nights! The stankest strippers, the best underground music, and once you were finished with the debauchery inside, you could get one of the best sausage sandwiches from the BBQ man outside. It was and still is a bullet hole away from The First 48 but it will always have a special place in my heart. :) ( Shout out to Lyric who held a record 3 "official" retirement parties and all of them where all the way live...)

3. Sue's Rendezvous - The East Coast is really slackin in the make it clap department BUT Sue's is definitely a buck naked oasis of lewdness in this part of the country. Yeah.. I saw you in there, Tigger, stuntin like my daddy. OKKK! (Archibald's on K St. (DC) almost fucked it up for everybody on the east...My nomination for WORST strip club in the US. Ewww...)

4. Onyx - Man hold up!!! Onyx was THE after hours spot in Houston for a min! It was better than the club some nights. AAANNNDDD....What do y'all know about $2 Wednesdays?? I used to stumbled outta that joint. lol Awwww....memories

5.Dallas Gentlemen's Club- With the lunch specials in this mofo we had to give it a nod for being the best bang for your buck. Ribeyes with a side of "pie"... any man's idea of heaven. The girls put in work too. Some of the best dancers this side of the Mason Dixie.

Over the past couple of years we have seen an effort to "clean up" the imagine of the exotic dancer and bring her into the mainstream. All across the country we see pole dancing classes being taught at gyms and more and more women are indulging themselves in the guilty pleasures of gentleman's clubs. I know that I have had some of the best times in these particular establishments and I will keep going back. If you have a man... go with him one night, you might be surprised at how much fun you'll have. Strip clubs ALWAYS play the best music, have the strongest drinks, and once you make it rain on them hoes (in the words of LIL WAYNE) you'll become a believer. You'll have a blast and the bond will be stronger than ever between you and your boo. :)

Peep Game:

I absolutely love this product, website, and whole concept of PASSPORT PANTIES!!

Peep game ladies...

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I know ALL of my female readers have been in situations where you needed some passport panties...okkk Everyone from sack chasing skanks to stay @ home moms have to appreciate the ingenuity that went into this simple but fabulous idea. Who wouldn't want to keep a fresh pair of panties in arm's reach?? Im just saying...

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Amber Rose.. She's a bad bish. Very extra... in an aggressive way. Of course, everything that glitters isnt gold and there's something about Amber Rose that just isn't quite right...

Kanye West... Studies show that up to 93% of communication is nonverbal. To break it down even more another study showed the "impact of a performance was determined 7 percent by the words used, 38 percent by voice quality, and 55 percent by the nonverbal communication." So can someone explain why Kanye "allegedly" appears to be STRAIGHT GEEKED in the MAJORITY of the pictures he has taken in the last couple of days?? Now, everyone knows I love me some KANYE... but lately he looks like he

1. stanks (I spelled that correctly)

2. is wearing this GOTDAMN jean jacket everywhere he goes

3 is keeping his mouth gapped open like he's having a continuous asthma attack and I don't appreciate it. Kanye, I hate to tell ya but you are expressing GEEKA tendencies and this is a CODE 10 situation.

Exhibit A:



Exhibit B:



Exhibit C:


Amber seems thirsty and sneaky as shit... Kanye seems zooted and as funky as a bag of onions. Sprinkle in some freak nasty and a couple of skeets of body fluid and you have these two bamas.


"I know you like to think your shit dont stank, but look a little bit closer see, ROSES really smell like boo boooooooo." ANDRE 3000

So last night in ATL, Dru Hill had a premiere party for "PLATINUM HOUSE", a new reality causality that will be shown only in Atlanta (Thank you LAWD). Keith Sweat is the executive producer at this lame last attempt at stardom. Atlanta is probably the best place to lauch this fuckery, for real. At least it will be hitting its target demographic... The Gays and Single Thirsty Women

Memba this:




And the fuckery comes full circle...



Puh lease...

BUT you have to give respect where its due and their first album "DRU HILL" was the B.O.M.B. Okkk.

Angel Lola Lova is about to BURN up the charts!! Cum and Catch it...



Well, it takes alot for me to be speechless. And fortunately for you, this is not one of those times... Hmmmm, where do I begin?

Miss Angel Lola Love is debuting her MC skills with her highly anticipated album, Boss Bitch's World. Now, I'm the last to knock someones hussle but BITCH PLEASE.... If you really think anyone is gonna take you with the slightest grain of salt, you are seriously mistaken. You are a joke, nothing more than a jump off. A silicon pumped, cum guzzling video ho. Plain and simple. Even Lil Kim can spit the hot shit when need be but you mama... I gotta give you a "ho sit down" on this one. I'm sure there are some people that might buy your CD... to skeet all over it. I gotta give to you though... you are stretching the hell outta your 15 mins aren't you boo?? Its amazing to me what some women will do to be in the limelight. Selling your soul is acceptable now a days to get that car or condo but at the end of the day, sillicon cant keep you warm at night mama. But hey, live and let live as they say. Get that money, you dirty little biatch cuz I'm sure you need it for your doctor bills.

(sidebar...This posting is meant to be harsh, if you dont like it... kick rocks. We don't big up video hoes on this blog. Have a nice day!)