I haven't had the pleasure of choosing a "coon of the week" for awhile now because sometimes you just really have to unplug from the outlandish bullshit going on on the internet, take a step back and injest some real culture into your life.
Especially when blogging, sifting through all this coon shit can be so draining and unfortunate and considering there was so much shukkin and jiving going on in the last couple of weeks its hard to pick just one. So you guys decide who cooned the best and better than the rest!
First up Tila Tequila. Peep the footage from Vlad TV below.
So, Tela is the female Tupac huh??
Wow.
First of all, its obvious she's on dope. She's slurring her words and not making a lick of sense. Looking like a strung out Lucy Lui... Just shameful. And then this bitch had the NERVE to start quoting Lil Keke... Whew!! She better stop disrespecting the Southside like that. That trik ran my blood pressure up.
This seemed more like a interview for "heaux-lebrity" rehab, rather than whatever she was attempting to do or promote. Where is this child's mama cuz she needs her ass whopped. No. Home. Training.
Our second nominee is the INFAMOUS Miss Kat Skanks or Stanks or whatever she calls herself. She has a new video out exposing more of her dirty, ratchet ass escapades, all the while cementing her place in the "Coon Hall Of Fame". Ill post the video even though I cant get through the first 10 seconds. Fuck it, I'll jump on the bandwagon. I need the clicks.
