Rihanna has evolved into a retarded type of fashion muse that can only be appreciated by the people that create these threads of dysfunction and horror. She has officially lost her wow factor for me. Ive seen more than enough of Rihanna, and I swore that if I never saw another picture of this trik again I would live the rest of my years in carefree bliss. That was until I saw this flick of her at the GRAMMYS.

Damn the fact that she looks like a beat up extra from Fame... What the hell happened to Rihanna's forehead?? Where did it go? How could something so massive and magestic just disappear right before our eyes. Its like when Chris Angel made Mount Rushmore disappear. This is one slick broad. I wonder if she pulled the hair line down or brought the brows up?? Hell, whatever she did, she needs to hip Tyra to the game. STAT.

Rhianna and Chris Brown parody featuring Kenny Johnson and Tiffany Haddish.

BTW, I watched it on mute. lol It gets good @ the 54 second mark...

It seems , according to E!News that the tumultuous twosome, Chrianna, has decided to take an unofficial break from one another, but plan to keep in touch. Umm ... it's called damage control. A month after getting her ass shaken and stirred like a dirty martini and trying to work it out Tina and Ike style, her handlers sat her down and let her know if she wants to continue being an international "pop star" she needs to put more distance between her "boo" than Beyonce and and a speech pathologist. Seems she finally took their advice. I am going to file this under "Developing".... on a happier note, the gloves and sweater are FIERCE!!!

Ok... now I'm starting to feel sorry for her. She looks so sad...

This is the LAST post i will be spittin in regards to Chris Brown and Rhianna...

First of all... people are acting like these bamas DIED or something... turn on the radio and all you hear are Chris Brown and Rhianna songs, remixes, and Chrianna "traffic jams" and shit. I mean damn! This foolish fuckery is going way too far.

Secondly... Stop hanging this brother out to dry!! I personally don't believe that Chris Brown was solely responsible for what happened. I don't KNOW the dude but I can say that I have gone upside a dome or two in my lifetime and even though I thought they completely deserved it at the time, that doesn't make it right. These kids are like what, 20?? Puh lease... He might have that peppermint stick with honey on the tip and Rhianna wasn't in the mood to share, ya dig? (I can't stop saying that...lmmfao)

Lastly...Chris is you need anything, you call me boo. ;) I got you...

(pic courtesy of www.dyfuse.com)

I sure didn't see this coming... well, at least not Chris Brown beating up Rhianna. You know those girls from the islands are pretty gansta. My play sister in law is from Jamaica and she beat the hell outta my play brother with a cast iron frying pan (hehehehe) and wasn't fucked up about it, ya dig? So for Chris Brown to get all gully on Rhianna the DAY of the Grammys is crazy to me. I've heard all kinds of stories... Rhi Rhi gave him the herp and he beat that ass... Chris was dealing with random skeezas and he beat that ass for Rhi Rhi being outta pocket, but who really knows. But I "heard" that it was some type of assault with a deadly weapon (if it was an umbrella I'm done, you hear me??) and http://www.radaronline.com/ has an eyewitness report that Rhi Rhi was being treated in the ER @ Cedar Sinai Medical Center in L.A last night. What I'm trippin off of is how did it escalate to the point where folks are getting locked up and being rushed to the hospital?? Where are Rhianna's goons at? I know she has some muscle on the payroll. OOOH LAWD... it could NOT have been me, ya heard? Both of us would have been locked smooth the fuck up cuz I would've tore a hole in his p-poppin on a head stand looking ass. There are two sides to every story and if all this madness is true, Chris Brown can kiss kiss kiss his career goodbye... ***UPDATE*** Wrigley said in a statement, "We have made the decision to suspend the current advertising featuring Brown and any related marketing communications until the matter is resolved."...SMH ***UPDATE*** 2/10/09 Got Milk? issued a statement... "The Milk Mustache campaign is taking the allegations against Chris Brown very seriously. We are very proud and protective of the image of the Milk Mustache campaign and the responsible message it sends to teens. Mr. Brown's ad was launched last fall and is scheduled to end this week."... SMH AGAIN!!! But they didn't yank Rhi Rhi's?? Damn shame..
(pic courtesy of celeb.woohoo.co.ok)

Is it me or is Rhi Rhi doing way tooo much? I mean damn.... I know there has to be an unusual amount of fungi being cultivated round her way cuz the outfits are always way UP in the jungle deep...ya dig? Eventhough the dom-softball catcher look isnt for everyone, she pulls it off well. The girl has swag but M.J. she is NOT...how u durrin???