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Showing newest posts with label H.A.M. Show older posts

20.3.09

And I quote....

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    “I am offended that pictures and assertions have been levied against me without consideration for the truth and how it affects me, Mya said. Gucci and I are friends and he is on one of my new songs soon to be released. That’s why I was in Atlanta this weekend – celebrating his return and recording our new collaboration. To our friends, fans, and supporters – thank you for your concern and I apologize for the inconvenience of having to deal with these bogus rumors.”


Ugh... can Mya get her money w/o all this negativity??? Geeze... Last time I checked Mya was a legitimate artist, recording legitimate songs, and supporting other artists that you have collaborated with is a legitimate thing to do. Get off her d***....

(AND she looks cute in this pic...)

4.3.09

H.A.M of the Week: The Indmix.com Awards

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The month of Februaury is known as award season and among the Oscars, Grammys, and All Star weekend ;I managed to miss my invitation to the Indmix.com Awards. I mean, I go to alot of parties and events, so how in the hell was I skipped? I even went down to to my mailroom and asked Lenny, my mail guy, if I had received any "special" deliveries, alas I had not. :( Okay all jokes aside who in the Bejesus thought a website should have an awards ceremony. I mean that's like having a premiere party for a video music ... Only in Houston could that lames ass shit make any sense. I mean how many catergories could there be to fill up an entire evening of awards, who is voting, and what does one say when they win. I mean if you are promoter of the year do you thank God first or all the mofos cars you papered up to get them to come out to the club that night? The actual list is too much foolish fuckery to post so check out http://www.indmix.com/ for all the "winners" and categories... Peep the invite:

MOET PRESENTS the 2009 INDMIX AWARDS MIXER & RECEPTION THIS SUNDAY AT BELVEDERE.
7.30PM - 10PM.
:: FORMAL/SEMI-FORMAL ATTIRE :: COMPLIMENTARY MOET in VIP ::

Culinary Cuisine & Hor's D'ouevres
Come Lounge, mix, mingle and party with the elite of Houston's entertainment Indusry.

Info :: 713.459.9019

The inDmix Awards was created to recognize all the events/parties from the previous year. Almost every aspect, factor and parameter that goes into setting up an event/party will be reviewed and the very best of the best will be awarded from our unbiased panel.

I wonder if they were serving any of that succulent pasta that seems to be all the rage at the "exclusive" clubs in Houston? I am anxiously awaiting my invite for next year. .... Yeah Right. Indmix.com, honey you are the HAM of the week.Who in the holy hell told yall to make up an award show out of absolutely nothing and for no damn reason. I know times are hard and we all are bored a shit, but boo boo gimme a break... We're going to file this under : Return to Sender!!
Xoxo,
Tiff

Peep the red carpet pics of "Houston's Elite" @ indmix.com

25.2.09

Octo-pussy??

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Octo-mom Nadya Suleman has been offered $1,000,000 to do the nasty on film... Vivid Entertainment is ready to give her the gwap if she is down for the get down.


Ummm... I know bishes that have done way more for much less with around the same amount of kids. ( I mean once you pass 5 dont all them bamas start looking alike... im just sayin) You better get on your hussle homie. Wax that cooch and get your "ooohhh" face on point because you've got money to make! But seriously... I wonder if she'll accept the offer or if she is content raping the California taxpayers that will be supporting her and all those damn kids if she doesn't. The one thing she better realize is that she better strike while the iron is hot...You gotta do what you gotta do and the bills don't pay themselves.
(pic courtesy of Matt Groening)

19.2.09

What More Can I Say??

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Ignorance is running rampant...

Negronomics

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Angel Lola Lova is about to BURN up the charts!! Cum and Catch it...



Well, it takes alot for me to be speechless. And fortunately for you, this is not one of those times... Hmmmm, where do I begin?

Miss Angel Lola Love is debuting her MC skills with her highly anticipated album, Boss Bitch's World. Now, I'm the last to knock someones hussle but BITCH PLEASE.... If you really think anyone is gonna take you with the slightest grain of salt, you are seriously mistaken. You are a joke, nothing more than a jump off. A silicon pumped, cum guzzling video ho. Plain and simple. Even Lil Kim can spit the hot shit when need be but you mama... I gotta give you a "ho sit down" on this one. I'm sure there are some people that might buy your CD... to skeet all over it. I gotta give to you though... you are stretching the hell outta your 15 mins aren't you boo?? Its amazing to me what some women will do to be in the limelight. Selling your soul is acceptable now a days to get that car or condo but at the end of the day, sillicon cant keep you warm at night mama. But hey, live and let live as they say. Get that money, you dirty little biatch cuz I'm sure you need it for your doctor bills.

(sidebar...This posting is meant to be harsh, if you dont like it... kick rocks. We don't big up video hoes on this blog. Have a nice day!)

16.2.09

Public Enemy # 1... Sandra Rose

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Im dead at those ashy ass knees, you hear me? DEAD....


So... continuing on our journey of annihilating Sandra Rose, I started to wonder what she looked like, ya know? She hates on EVERYBODY so I knew she wasn't cute but when I found these pictures of her (http://invisible-cinema.blogspot.com) I was floored!! It was even better than I could have imagined... Whew!! (as Tanisha would say... hehehehe) This trik looks like a mix of Patrick Ewing, Sloth from "The Goonies", and this...

Image Provided By: SeekCodes

I'm gonna need someone to email Jesus, forward to Moses, and CC Allah...

8.2.09

H.A.M Of the Week

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If Their Walls Could Talk....

Apparently being a Flava of Love jumpoff and reality TV attention whore does pay off in the end. Its seems the lovely New York ( aka Tiffaney Pollard) and Deelishes ( aka London Charles) have finally made it "big". These two "thespians" have been cast in an all-black production of the Vagina Monologues , which on the Chiltlin Circuit has been aptly renamed the "Coochie Chronicles"( lol). I wonder if either ladies vagina's could talk what they would really have to say. Now that's the real story right there! So if you are in Atlanta, New York, Los Angeles, or Jacksonville, be sure to get your tickets because you know this star studded production will most definitely sell out. The sky is the limit for these two talented ladies; who knows maybe someday soon we will see them grace the stage in such prestigious plays as "Mama Didn't Raise No Fool" or even perhaps"God Don't Like Ugly, Even When Your Baby Daddy "Ack" a Fool."
Tiffaney