Dwayne Wade is apparently suing his estranged wifey, Siohvaughn Wade, because she spilled the beans about him burning her. SMH

"It has been difficult to see false allegations, rumors and gossip repeatedly discussed in public about my personal life," Dwyane Wade said in a statement released to the AP. "I had no other choice but to file this action in order to clear my name."

Instead of worrying about clearing his "name" he might be a little more concerned about spreading his dirty little dick all over the place. Whats done is done, homie. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but NO amount of money, awards, or championships is going to make people forget that he is "allegedly" slanging STD's like alley hoops. Big ol nasty...

So if you are anything like me, you too may have a Lil ole secret. OK, let me take a breath. My name is Tiffaney and I am ADDICTED to... VH1 "Celebreality" TV!!! Oh Horrors of horrors, what the hell is wrong with me??

So... two of my favorite crackish guilty pleasures are: Skanks of Love Bus (otherwise known as Brett Michael's Rock of Love) and For The Love of Ray-J. Now all these shows cast a serious array of skanky hos and such a variety of sluttiness that its downright astounding. Its seems like you can only be cast on this show if you: a) Are/were a stripper or prostitute b) Have alot of piercings/tats(yes I said tats!)in unattractive places c.) Get your weave from the haircare section at Walmart d.) Starred in some sort of hard or softcore porn online or on video. These bubble brained bitches are off the chain,watching them battle it out for the love of a washed up celebrity who is holding on to his last shot at fame, warms my heart. And we all just love a good group of washed hoe bags let loose onto the masses. The scent of desperation just revives my senses! So my gift to you Divas y Divos are two of our cocoa hued reality stars' outside activities.

Let me first introduce you to you to Natasha; she was the lone person of color on the world's first traveling Clap and silicone convention. But before she became a reality star beamed into our homes every Sunday; she was a porn star giving out very sexy hand jobs on the Internet. I give you Natasha aka Scarlett starring in Ohio Hand Job. I warn you the clip is NSFW and is NC17 due to blatant sexual contact. Aside from that this shit is HILARIOUS!!! Happy viewing:

http://tugjobs.com/t1/pps=comein/free_movies_tugjobs/hj5323.htm

My second piece of steaming hot mess is from the new reality show "For the Love of Ray J" . One of the hopeful wifeys to be who goes by the name Danger (govt name is Monica Leon) is claiming she is pregnant by Ray J and also that she is due to marry Nick Cannon's little brother. Now if she can pull all that off and have that dreadful tattoo on her face , that heifer must have the Oooh Weee for real! Courtesy of my favorite web board www.lipstickalley.com the story is as follows:

After first making the blog headlines for her nude provocative photos, contestant ‘Danger’ of For the Love of Ray J, Monica Leon, is now making news this week when she “alleged” that she has become pregnant with Ray J’s child.

Monica reportedly tells The National Enquirer that she became pregnant after a series of unprotected sexual encounters with Ray J.


“I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December. Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time - and we slept together every night after that.”


Danger reveals, in her interview with Hutch Daddy Dolla, more of what happened behind the scenes of “For The Love Of Ray J” and goes into about some of the behind the scenes activities of the VH1 show, not showing on TV:

"He kissed girls, you know, there was like a few days that we were at the house before that even happened. There was nights that weren’t like documented, they didn’t see all the girls trying to just basically rape him [Ray J],” revealed Danger.

Danger also somewhat defended Ray J’s character breaking a stereotype that she says the show doesn’t really capture of him.

“We all just have this image of Ray J that he’s just a womanizer and just will like have sex with anything that walks, but he was really like.. trying to talk to them. It’s so funny, because it doesn’t really show that… but he’s really respectful and really wanted to get to know each woman. He really was trying to get to know everybody.”

For the record VH1 officially denies Danger's claims.

I tell you, all this fuckery on President's Day and in Black History is too much for the kid. Let this is be a cautionary tale for any woman (and some boys too!) After all this I need to run my bath water with a cap full of bleach Okkk!!


Toodles Poodles,
T
( pictures courtesy of blog.vh1.com & article courtesy of lipstickalley.com via The National Enquire)

While killing time on Facebook, I saw a posting by one of my online "friends", MaryAnn Reid. The title was "Marry Your Baby Daddy Day" and I fell out! This had to be a joke, right?? Ooohhh but its not... the joke is that we are in NEED of a "marry your baby daddy day". WTF is wrong with this picture?? Don't get me wrong, I respect the concept and overall it is a very positive thing for couples (especially black couples) to come together and unify their families and I support her 100% (She actually writes one of my FAVORITE blogs, www.alphanista.com) but I mean damn. This is the shit I'm talking about. Me, personally, I have no plans on becoming a baby mama. I'm wifey material and a lot of men respect that about me and yet are intimidated at the same time. I expect more from a man and call me old school but I was under the impression that you should be married BEFORE you start having kids. Don't get me wrong, I understand things happen and believe me I am NOT judging anyone reading this blog. This is just my opinion on the matter. But, I have to say that the baby mama epidemic is out of control in the black community. The saddest part about all this is that there are too many baby mama's out there that will never get that ring or that child support. Okkk. Accountability is the word of the day...and some of yall out there need to get it together...

Roll that beautiful bean footage...