Being single is the reality for a lot of beautiful, successful, and sexy women but regardless of your current situation, dating rituals, or team roster I think we can all agree that when you exist in a state of extended singlehood, otherwise known as celibacy, that good dick is hard to find (le sigh). Months will have passed by and when you finally do find a nice "piece"; it's like opening Pandora's Box. There is something about good dick that will truly make you lose your damn mind if you aren't careful...
We've all heard about women becoming "dickmatized" and doing things completely out of their character.... Have you (or someone you "know" *wink wink*) ever had a long, private, and personal "photo sessions" trying to balance on your heads with your ass propped up in the air, holding the Blackberry) in between their legs... all to perfect that winning $$ shot? Have YOU ever started a fight because he called someone "babe" on Facebook or got too friendly on Twitter? Have YOU ever beat up random female members because there is no way that heifer could be his cousin! Many restraining orders have been filed due to da dick.
We've all heard about women becoming "dickmatized" and doing things completely out of their character.... Have you (or someone you "know" *wink wink*) ever had a long, private, and personal "photo sessions" trying to balance on your heads with your ass propped up in the air, holding the Blackberry) in between their legs... all to perfect that winning $$ shot? Have YOU ever started a fight because he called someone "babe" on Facebook or got too friendly on Twitter? Have YOU ever beat up random female members because there is no way that heifer could be his cousin! Many restraining orders have been filed due to da dick.
Well, if any of those women sounds like you, chances are my friend, you have been "dickmatized". For some women, it can be a situation that can have the capability to take over your whole entire life. You can't function, be happy, or complete without the "D" in very close proximity. Believe me, I'm not here to judge but if you read this and feel like I'm talking to you... you just might want to continue reading below.
There was a time when I lived in the land of lame dick. It's like lame dick was everywhere. I couldn't get a cup of coffee without running into a lame ass dude who was attached to some lame ass dick. I refused to subject all this fabulousness to such piss poor pickings. In other words, the drought in GOOD dick was the main reason my water park was closed for the season. Honestly, I think "Lame dick dudes" are the most deceptive crature. Because there is no forewarning or test that can detect the quality of their "piece"; it's all trial and error and most times a losing crap shoot. Lames come in a variety of sizes and girths. They can be big, small, thin, or even thick. If you're unfortunate enough to run into this type of character LOVE (or good oral) has to come into play. If you haven't packed your bags and beat the bricks after the 2nd wacktastic encounter, MONEY has to be the only scientific explanation for a woman to stick around. It's a recession so I don't judge, but I chose to keep my cookie to myself.
From my experience, there are a very limited amount of people that you have a certain intense sexual chemistry with. So when you do find a good piece, especially after the type of drought I had, you tend to nurture and appreciate it. You don't take it for granted. You NEVER reject it when it needs you, even if it's 3am and you were sleeping when it called you. See, you gotta be open and communicate orally... put your ear up to the dick and listen to what he has to say. Go the extra mile for you lover and make sure it's more and more enjoyable every time you're together, but you CAN NOT and I repeat CAN NOT "worship" the dick. Its absolutely unacceptable to lose yourself and who you are for an appendage. We women have a tendency to do that when they meet someone that blows our back out. There is nothing worse than seeing a woman that has cultivated her talents, dream big dreams, and set high goals, so quick to throw it all away behind a piece of pipe. It reeks of desperation and believe me, men will smell that odor a mile away and exploit the hell out of the situation. Don't believe it won't happen to you. Give it some time... There are rules to this game and the most important one is that good sex does not equal a relationship.
Let me repeat... GOOD SEX DOES NOT EQUAL A RELATIONSHIP.
Some single woman automatically assume once you have good sex and the guy is single that they have first dibbs on him, and you are exclusive. If a real relationship is something you desire;contrary to popular belief, it takes more than a big butt (real or fake) and a mean twerk to keep any man (good or not). It takes time, commitment, and effort and I think we ALL (men and women) have gotten extremely lazy when it comes to pleasuring our mates, in every sense of the word. Physically, mentally,and emotionally, you have to give of yourself and be willing to communicate with your partner. In relationships, far too often we are scared and afraid of rejection and of being hurt. We have a tendency to do what's easy and give so much of our physical self and neglect everything else. We let everything else slide by the wayside and then wonder why your "boo" has moved on to greener pastures, or never even stuck around to graze before midnight. Sex alone can not satisfy a real man. Be honest, really honest with yourself, don't sell yourself short, and decide what you want and need. Just because you are single doesn't mean that you deserve less or should put up with anyone that comes your way, just so you can say you have a man. Believe me, just because a man has good dick doesn't mean he is the right one for you. Keep things in perspective , because it will help you in the long run. Take it from us GOOD DICK IS A HELLUVA DRUG!
Stay Strapped, Blessed, and Destressed
There was a time when I lived in the land of lame dick. It's like lame dick was everywhere. I couldn't get a cup of coffee without running into a lame ass dude who was attached to some lame ass dick. I refused to subject all this fabulousness to such piss poor pickings. In other words, the drought in GOOD dick was the main reason my water park was closed for the season. Honestly, I think "Lame dick dudes" are the most deceptive crature. Because there is no forewarning or test that can detect the quality of their "piece"; it's all trial and error and most times a losing crap shoot. Lames come in a variety of sizes and girths. They can be big, small, thin, or even thick. If you're unfortunate enough to run into this type of character LOVE (or good oral) has to come into play. If you haven't packed your bags and beat the bricks after the 2nd wacktastic encounter, MONEY has to be the only scientific explanation for a woman to stick around. It's a recession so I don't judge, but I chose to keep my cookie to myself.
From my experience, there are a very limited amount of people that you have a certain intense sexual chemistry with. So when you do find a good piece, especially after the type of drought I had, you tend to nurture and appreciate it. You don't take it for granted. You NEVER reject it when it needs you, even if it's 3am and you were sleeping when it called you. See, you gotta be open and communicate orally... put your ear up to the dick and listen to what he has to say. Go the extra mile for you lover and make sure it's more and more enjoyable every time you're together, but you CAN NOT and I repeat CAN NOT "worship" the dick. Its absolutely unacceptable to lose yourself and who you are for an appendage. We women have a tendency to do that when they meet someone that blows our back out. There is nothing worse than seeing a woman that has cultivated her talents, dream big dreams, and set high goals, so quick to throw it all away behind a piece of pipe. It reeks of desperation and believe me, men will smell that odor a mile away and exploit the hell out of the situation. Don't believe it won't happen to you. Give it some time... There are rules to this game and the most important one is that good sex does not equal a relationship.
Let me repeat... GOOD SEX DOES NOT EQUAL A RELATIONSHIP.
Some single woman automatically assume once you have good sex and the guy is single that they have first dibbs on him, and you are exclusive. If a real relationship is something you desire;contrary to popular belief, it takes more than a big butt (real or fake) and a mean twerk to keep any man (good or not). It takes time, commitment, and effort and I think we ALL (men and women) have gotten extremely lazy when it comes to pleasuring our mates, in every sense of the word. Physically, mentally,and emotionally, you have to give of yourself and be willing to communicate with your partner. In relationships, far too often we are scared and afraid of rejection and of being hurt. We have a tendency to do what's easy and give so much of our physical self and neglect everything else. We let everything else slide by the wayside and then wonder why your "boo" has moved on to greener pastures, or never even stuck around to graze before midnight. Sex alone can not satisfy a real man. Be honest, really honest with yourself, don't sell yourself short, and decide what you want and need. Just because you are single doesn't mean that you deserve less or should put up with anyone that comes your way, just so you can say you have a man. Believe me, just because a man has good dick doesn't mean he is the right one for you. Keep things in perspective , because it will help you in the long run. Take it from us GOOD DICK IS A HELLUVA DRUG!
Stay Strapped, Blessed, and Destressed
1 comments:
Great piece FC Sue!!! Don't forget about the Tricky D**k!
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